Police Cop Jokes

Police Cop Jokes A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts: ...

Police Cop Jokes A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old! What have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new!”


Two cops are talking:
“What happened to you Kevin? Why are you shaking like that?”
“I just got out of the fridge!”
“What the hack were you doing in there?”
“Didn’t you hear? The boss said we have to be cold blooded cops!”


Why would a cop throw a watch out the window? Because he wants to see how time flies.


A policeman sees two men on the street and approaches one of them:
“Where do you work?” asks the cop.
“Nowhere! I am unemployed.”
“And you?” says the cop looking straight at the second man.

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